If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Insurrection

No freedom is absolute.

False advertising

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Terroristic threats

HIPAA violations

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

Perjury

Child pornography

Conspiracy

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Revealing classified information

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Revenge porn

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

Threats of violence

Insider trading

And much, much more.

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Trade secrets

Fraud